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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:02

No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Cal Raleigh hits 30th HR, but Mariners fall to Cubs amid high winds, heat - The Seattle Times
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
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Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
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No go.
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Jennifer Garner smooches boyfriend John Miller at charity event in rare PDA moment - Page Six
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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