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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Sonic Racing CrossWorlds Is a Kart Racing Spectacle That Celebrates Sega’s History - IGN

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Cal Raleigh hits 30th HR, but Mariners fall to Cubs amid high winds, heat - The Seattle Times

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Sea cucumbers may help slow the spread of cancer, and without the side effects - Earth.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

J.M. Smucker Earnings: SJM Stock Slumps on Disappointing Fiscal 2026 Outlook - Barron's

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

“NASA’s Ambitious Venture Unveiled”: A Groundbreaking $488 Million Mission With a New Telescope Set to Revolutionize Space Data - Rude Baguette

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

mRNA, once lauded as a scientific marvel, is now a government target - statnews.com

No go.

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Jennifer Garner smooches boyfriend John Miller at charity event in rare PDA moment - Page Six

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

CM Punk makes John Cena’s WWE title reign interesting by delivering the Truth - Cageside Seats

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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